The Me Party
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Not red. Not blue. Green.Mind your own businessMake me great againParty of oneI'm with mePick an issue, not a sideLeft? Right? Forward.Vote for yourself every dayI can change my mind. It's allowed.Paid for by me. Obviously.Not red. Not blue. Green.Mind your own businessMake me great againParty of oneI'm with mePick an issue, not a sideLeft? Right? Forward.Vote for yourself every dayI can change my mind. It's allowed.Paid for by me. Obviously.
The Card

Get the official Me Party card.

A real plastic card for your wallet. Your name. Your member number. Member since 2026, the founding class. Pull it out when someone asks which side you’re on.
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Buy any merch, get the card free

Order a hat, a shirt, a mug, anything. Your card ships in the box with your member number already on it.

Free with any order
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Join free, we mail it to you

Not ready for the hat? Join the party, check the box for the card, and we’ll mail it. You cover the postage. That’s it.

Just postage, about $3
Real plasticCredit-card sizeYour member numberMember since 2026Expires: never
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Present when asked which side you are on.
Lives next to your license. Carries more weight.

No knockoffs.

Every official card is numbered and comes only from us, in the box or in the mail. If it came from a marketplace with free two-day shipping, it isn’t a membership. It’s a piece of plastic.

Join free and we mail it, or buy anything and it is in the box.

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