THE ME PARTY
Join the Party
Not red. Not blue. Green.Mind your own businessMake me great againParty of oneI'm with mePick an issue, not a sideLeft? Right? Forward.Vote for yourself every dayI can change my mind. It's allowed.Paid for by me. Obviously.Not red. Not blue. Green.Mind your own businessMake me great againParty of oneI'm with mePick an issue, not a sideLeft? Right? Forward.Vote for yourself every dayI can change my mind. It's allowed.Paid for by me. Obviously.
Back the First Run

100 hats. Then everything else.

We are printing the first run of official Me Party hats as soon as 100 are backed. Back a hat, grab the Founders Bundle, or chip in a few bucks. Every dollar goes to hats, shirts and member cards. Nothing goes to a campaign, because there is no campaign.

The promise: you are charged now so we can place the order. Hats ship when the run is backed, or by February 15, 2027 at the latest. Change your mind before they ship and you get a full refund, no questions, by replying to your order email.

0 of 100 hats backed$0 raised0 backers
0% of the founding run · ships when 100 hats are backed or by February 15, 2027 · full refund any time before they ship
Pick your way in

Four ways to back it.

The MYOB hat

$32

The flagship. Money green, white letters, member card in the box.

Back This Hat

The Make Me Great Again hat

$32

Same cap, the other slogan. Member card in the box.

Back This Hat

Founders Bundle

$75

One hat (your pick), the Party of One tee, stickers, the card, your name on the wall. Ships free.

Back This Bundle

Chip in

$5 and up

No hat, just help. Every dollar goes to the first run.

Chip In
The Backers

Names on the wall.

Everyone who backs the run can put their first name and city on this wall. Founders get the badge. Check the box at checkout.
Your name here. Back the run and check the box at checkout.

Straight answers

  • When do hats ship? When 100 are backed, or by February 15, 2027 at the latest, whichever comes first.
  • What if the run never fills? Everyone is refunded in full on that date. Automatically.
  • Can I back out early? Yes. Reply to your order email any time before shipping and you get a full refund.
  • Is this a political contribution? No. It is a hat order from a guy printing hats. Not a party, not a PAC, not a nonprofit, not deductible.
  • What is in the Founders Bundle? One hat, MYOB or Make Me Great Again, your pick, plus the Party of One tee, a sticker pack and the card.
  • What is the card? A real plastic membership card with your number. It ships free in every box.